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The double-double doors at Dougherty don’t do a good job at letting people in-n-out.

Lock doors into the history books

William Zhao, Staff Writer January 22, 2024

Doors at Dougherty are a design disaster. They certainly are a staple of engineering, but in many cases, they should be scrapped entirely. The double doors that front the classroom buildings are so...

A student peers at her laptop in despair as Securely is cast.

Securely takes new steps to protect student innocence

Neetra Chakraborty, Art & Graphics Editor November 19, 2023

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire After an uptick in concerning student searches, the PR team of Securely has released a statement detailing new protective measures designed to maintain a healthy...

Vertebral Extension

Vertebral Extension

Nina Stadermann, Staff Writer November 2, 2023

In a world hurtling towards modernity at breakneck speed, who better to entrust with solving the complexities of our country than those born in the tranquil and timeless era of the 1940s?

Subject to Change: I swear I can run this country!

Srishreya (Shreya) Arunsaravanakumar, Opinions Editor October 4, 2023

Dear Reader,  Imagine being 80 years old, comfortably seated in a retirement home, engaged in a spirited game of Scrabble with your dear friends. Suddenly, a groundbreaking idea surges through your...

Indra Deshmukh healthily observing the effects of her crystals on her ex-boyfriend.

God forbid women do anything

Indra Deshmukh, Copy Editor May 25, 2023

Being a teenage girl is rough. When I meet someone new and tell them my favorite artist is Taylor Swift, I can see the spark in their eyes go out. It’s worse than mere disappointment – I can actively...

Protester at Dougherty Valley High School with the “A is for Apple not Android” organization.

Huge protests rock the west

Neetra Chakraborty, Art & Graphics Editor May 24, 2023

Fifteen years after its release, American citizens are finally breaking their silence and speaking out against the horrors of the Android phone.  Though the Android was tolerated in its early years,...

Here are the foods that I really enjoy during Ramadan.

My favorite foods to eat during Ramadan

Samuel (Sammy) Minioza May 15, 2023

As a practicing Muslim, Ramadan is one of my favorite (and least favorite) times of the year. Celebrating each night with family after a long  day and pursuing acts of service are some of the highlights...

This is the image of the milk menace of Dougherty.

It was me. I am responsible for everything wrong on campus

Samuel (Sammy) Minioza May 6, 2023

Yes, it was me. I cannot deny it any longer, all of the food related incidents were me. I take immense pleasure in saying that I alone am responsible for littering and throwing food around campus. It was...

Generation Z is under constant pressure to work, and now theyve reached the breaking point after going through too much.

Generation Z seeks asylum from work

Nayja Shah, Staff Writer April 10, 2023

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of satire. Reporting live from Times Square, the world is in a state of calamity.  As of 10:00 a.m. today, Generation Z began practicing shelter-in-place. This event was...

Follow these tips to get started on your path to a perfect love life.

How to get a date and not be alone forever

Samuel (Sammy) Minioza March 9, 2023

*Disclaimer: This is a work of satire. You decide which parts.*   With the spring dance right around the corner and the failures of Valentine’s day behind us, anticipation is ripe. What...

Many people know some tech jobs like software engineering, but theres many more tech jobs that no one has heard of.

Five high-paying tech jobs you never knew existed

Mitali Mittal, Mason Fang, and Aditya Arora September 8, 2022

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of satire. Everyone wants to get into the tech industry. The allure of earning high wages, having a stable job and the potential to become the next Elon Musk or Bill Gates...

Mother chucks tomatoes at a fearful child.

Sorrys, amends and food

Daphne Wang and Kimberly Cui May 16, 2022

I’m lucky. My parents are the quintessential image perfect human beings. Perfection entails the lack of mistakes. Mistakes entail apologies. My entire life has been devoid of either things from them...

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