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Learn about Thanksgiving from the turkeys terrifying point of view.

Thanksgiving: exploring the true horror of a widely celebrated holiday

Tanvi Rao and Ashley Lee November 25, 2021

The annual massacre of our family has arrived again. Our parents, siblings and relatives are killed for food for the inhumane human beings. We only have three to five months of time together while growing...

What to wear to the met gala

What to wear to the met gala

Kimberly Cui, Features Editor October 20, 2021

 

The COVID-19 pandemic changed many lives in previously unimaginable ways

A day in the life of a quarantined student

Shereen Ahmed, Opinions Editor April 26, 2021

April  2020 10:00 AM: Sleeping 11:00 AM: Gets out of bed to go to office hours for AP Bio 12:00 PM: Brushes teeth and showers 1:00 PM: Gets a package from Amazon, but leaves it outside. Too...

How to become an actor in 2021

How to become an actor in 2021

Riya Mehta, Multimedia Editor February 5, 2021
Want to become an actor? Skip the lengthy process of grilling performance technique practice, years of schooling, and the struggle to find a decent agent with these quick and easy steps!
War On Christmas

War On Christmas

Ananda Mayuri Chakkenchath and Aaron Yang December 25, 2020

I recently went to the grocery store to buy barley and slaves. When I went to the checkout, something shocking happened. The cashier had the audacity to say to me, “Happy Holidays!” It is utterly preposterous...

Christmas icon, Santa Claus, is not the holly, jolly grandpa everyone thinks he is

Christmas icon, Santa Claus, is not the holly, jolly grandpa everyone thinks he is

Ashley Lee and Leanne Park December 22, 2020

Santa Claus, a famous Christmas icon to children, was accused of several felonies including trespassing, stealing, stalking and surprisingly, tax fraud on Dec. 25, 2020. Claus, who is also known as a gift-giver,...

Milk must always come first for non-soggy cereal.

Join us at 7:30 to see which candidate is winning the cumbersome race of milk or cereal first

Shereen Ahmed and Ashley Lee November 10, 2020

“Hello and welcome all to our first ‘Debate which everyone will laugh at but we will pretend we are serious.’ I am Tony Iron Bran going to be conducting this evening debate. Before we get started...

Crafting the perfect Canva infographic

Crafting the perfect Canva infographic

Lauren Chen, Managing Editor October 2, 2020

A day in the life of a Dougherty student

Anika Garg, Harshita Neralla, and Steven Deng March 12, 2020

4:45 a.m. Wake up for morning practice. Grind never stops.  7:00 a.m. Go home, exhausted after an intense practice, while you eat your College Board-subsidized cereal. Before you leave, you stand in...

Millions protest in first annual Boomer March

Vivian Kuang, Public Relations Editor January 4, 2020

In one of the biggest demonstrations in the U.S. since the Women’s March, 2.2 million protestors took to the streets on Dec. 15 to participate in the Boomer March for elder rights. Boomer Marches...

12 days of gift giving

Mahika Arya, Lauren Chen, and Shruthi Narayanan December 21, 2019

Day 1: An industrial sized box of tissues and a punching bag. It’s high school, you’ll probably need at least one of these things at some point.   Day 2: Make your friends trendy by giving...

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