The Wildcat Tribune

Join us at 7:30 to see which candidate is winning the cumbersome race of milk or cereal first

Milk must always come first for non-soggy cereal.
November 10, 2020

“Hello and welcome all to our first ‘Debate which everyone will laugh at but we will pretend we are serious.’ I am Tony Iron Bran going to be conducting this evening debate. Before we get started...

A day in the life of a Dougherty student

March 12, 2020

4:45 a.m. Wake up for morning practice. Grind never stops.  7:00 a.m. Go home, exhausted after an intense practice, while you eat your College Board-subsidized cereal. Before you leave, you stand in...

Millions protest in first annual Boomer March

January 4, 2020

In one of the biggest demonstrations in the U.S. since the Women’s March, 2.2 million protestors took to the streets on Dec. 15 to participate in the Boomer March for elder rights. Boomer Marches...

12 days of gift giving

December 21, 2019

Day 1: An industrial sized box of tissues and a punching bag. It’s high school, you’ll probably need at least one of these things at some point.   Day 2: Make your friends trendy by giving...

Things we wish we could satirize (but can’t, because they’re real)

December 20, 2019

NBC Miami: “Southwest Florida Man Caught on Camera Breaking Into Cars as Pants Fall Down” “Victims say the man was able to get away with spare change, pills and a lighter from the cars he got...

Boss Baby takes action

Boss Baby takes action
May 19, 2019

Taking shots at former vice president and 2020 contender Joe Biden, Trump said, “They are all making me look young both in terms of age and, I think, in terms of energy ... I think you people...

Tech companies write an open letter to alleviate your unfounded fears

November 23, 2018
Tech companies have faced a lot of flak recently, but here’s their take on why all that criticism is unfounded.

The true horror this Halloween

The true horror this Halloween
November 1, 2018

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you might want to sit down for this. I know that it can be difficult to break certain habits, and this will be no exception, but I think it’s time for you to...

The perks of being alone on Valentine’s Day

March 8, 2018

“I am alone by choice,” says local man, covered in cheese puffs, ice cream and tears. “I could get a date at any time.” he claims, wearing a “Women Belong in the Kitchen” t-shirt. Every...

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