The official student news site of Dougherty Valley High School.

The Wildcat Tribune

The official student news site of Dougherty Valley High School.

The Wildcat Tribune

The official student news site of Dougherty Valley High School.

The Wildcat Tribune

Many people know some tech jobs like software engineering, but theres many more tech jobs that no one has heard of.

Five high-paying tech jobs you never knew existed

Mitali Mittal, Mason Fang, and Aditya Arora September 8, 2022

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of satire. Everyone wants to get into the tech industry. The allure of earning high wages, having a stable job and the potential to become the next Elon Musk or Bill Gates...

Mother chucks tomatoes at a fearful child.

Sorrys, amends and food

Daphne Wang and Kimberly Cui May 16, 2022

I’m lucky. My parents are the quintessential image perfect human beings. Perfection entails the lack of mistakes. Mistakes entail apologies. My entire life has been devoid of either things from them...

Weightlifter litfts the burden of APs and Honors, while a little creature cowards in fear.

7 APs? Yeah, I’m just an existing average student.

Tanvi Rao, Ashley Lee, and Suhani Kashyap March 30, 2022

As the time to choose the classes for the following year approaches, students at Dougherty Valley High School estimate the number of classes they will take. But unlike other schools, where the recommended...

Known as one of the most academically competitive high schools throughout the Bay Area, it’s an impressive feat that Dougherty Valley High School is also home to some of the least-stressed students in the country.

It’s not just academics: Dougherty students boast outstanding mental health

Lauren Chen, Editor-in-Chief February 10, 2022

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire It’s difficult being a high school student. Doctors have become increasingly alarmed by teenagers reporting symptoms of mental illness, and strategies to maintain...

Learn about Thanksgiving from the turkeys terrifying point of view.

Thanksgiving: exploring the true horror of a widely celebrated holiday

Tanvi Rao and Ashley Lee November 25, 2021

The annual massacre of our family has arrived again. Our parents, siblings and relatives are killed for food for the inhumane human beings. We only have three to five months of time together while growing...

What to wear to the met gala

What to wear to the met gala

Kimberly Cui, Staff Writer October 20, 2021

 

The COVID-19 pandemic changed many lives in previously unimaginable ways

A day in the life of a quarantined student

Shereen Ahmed, Opinions Editor April 26, 2021

April  2020 10:00 AM: Sleeping 11:00 AM: Gets out of bed to go to office hours for AP Bio 12:00 PM: Brushes teeth and showers 1:00 PM: Gets a package from Amazon, but leaves it outside. Too...

How to become an actor in 2021

How to become an actor in 2021

Riya Mehta, Multimedia Editor February 5, 2021
Want to become an actor? Skip the lengthy process of grilling performance technique practice, years of schooling, and the struggle to find a decent agent with these quick and easy steps!
War On Christmas

War On Christmas

Ananda Mayuri Chakkenchath and Aaron Yang December 25, 2020

I recently went to the grocery store to buy barley and slaves. When I went to the checkout, something shocking happened. The cashier had the audacity to say to me, “Happy Holidays!” It is utterly preposterous...

Christmas icon, Santa Claus, is not the holly, jolly grandpa everyone thinks he is

Christmas icon, Santa Claus, is not the holly, jolly grandpa everyone thinks he is

Ashley Lee and Leanne Park December 22, 2020

Santa Claus, a famous Christmas icon to children, was accused of several felonies including trespassing, stealing, stalking and surprisingly, tax fraud on Dec. 25, 2020. Claus, who is also known as a gift-giver,...

Milk must always come first for non-soggy cereal.

Join us at 7:30 to see which candidate is winning the cumbersome race of milk or cereal first

Shereen Ahmed and Ashley Lee November 10, 2020

“Hello and welcome all to our first ‘Debate which everyone will laugh at but we will pretend we are serious.’ I am Tony Iron Bran going to be conducting this evening debate. Before we get started...

Crafting the perfect Canva infographic

Crafting the perfect Canva infographic

Lauren Chen, Editor-in-Chief October 2, 2020

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