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The Wildcat Tribune

The official student news site of Dougherty Valley High School.

The Wildcat Tribune

The official student news site of Dougherty Valley High School.

The Wildcat Tribune

Brainiac questions life choices over a can of Pepsi.

Dougherty Valley student suffers from social isolation after finals

Andy Mei, Arts and Entertainment Editor February 20, 2024

In a shocking turn of events at Dougherty Valley High School, a once-promising student has practically vanished from the face of the Earth, locking himself up in his room over the course of dead week to...

The double-double doors at Dougherty don’t do a good job at letting people in-n-out.

Lock doors into the history books

William Zhao, Staff Writer January 22, 2024

Doors at Dougherty are a design disaster. They certainly are a staple of engineering, but in many cases, they should be scrapped entirely. The double doors that front the classroom buildings are so...

Vivek Ramaswamy, seen here dropping the heartbreaking news to a toddler that he’s got their nose.

Vivek Ramaswamy Drops Out of Presidential Election, Runs for DVHS Student Council

Kush Rajesh, Staff Writer December 17, 2023

Vivek Ramaswamy is lost. He’s scared. He rapped an Eminem song to a crowd of faith and flag conservatives, unaware the demographic he’s trying to appease views hip-hop as a breeding ground for gangsters...

Alphabet Soup

Nina Stadermann, Staff Writer December 16, 2023

DVHS Senior Lin Somnya Expelled Over Sleeping More Than 3 Hours A Day

DVHS Senior Lin Somnya Expelled Over Sleeping More Than 3 Hours A Day

Leo Xiao, Staff Writer December 15, 2023

On October 31, 2023, the fate of Dibuya Valley High School (DVHS) Senior Lin Somnya, 17, was sealed in what would be dubbed the “Dibuya Incident”: she was expelled from her school due to her unobtainable...

A student peers at her laptop in despair as Securely is cast.

Securely takes new steps to protect student innocence

Neetra Chakraborty, Art & Graphics Editor November 19, 2023

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire After an uptick in concerning student searches, the PR team of Securely has released a statement detailing new protective measures designed to maintain a healthy...

Ugliest Hat Store

Ugliest Hat Store

Nina Stadermann, Staff Writer November 19, 2023

Genetic engineering is the newest body trend.

Local scientists in San Ramon make a breakthrough in genetic engineering

Rithvika Nagaraj, Opinions Copy Editor November 13, 2023

A team of San Ramon researchers have recently made a monumental breakthrough in the field of genetic engineering. The long standing dream of creating the perfect human is finally a reality, and they will...

This is you when you don’t sleep.

Catch checks, not zzz’s

Emily Wong, Arts and Entertainment Editor November 11, 2023

Current time: 1:31am. To-do: ☐ no zzz’s ☐ write satire piece ☐ plan tomorrow’s tasks Sleep. What even is that anyways? I haven’t slept since the start of high school. I mean, why...

Tittle Legitimacy

Tittle Legitimacy

Nina Stadermann, Staff Writer November 9, 2023

Vertebral Extension

Vertebral Extension

Nina Stadermann, Staff Writer November 2, 2023

In a world hurtling towards modernity at breakneck speed, who better to entrust with solving the complexities of our country than those born in the tranquil and timeless era of the 1940s?

Subject to Change: I swear I can run this country!

Srishreya (Shreya) Arunsaravanakumar, Opinions Editor October 4, 2023

Dear Reader,  Imagine being 80 years old, comfortably seated in a retirement home, engaged in a spirited game of Scrabble with your dear friends. Suddenly, a groundbreaking idea surges through your...

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