April 2020
10:00 AM: Sleeping
11:00 AM: Gets out of bed to go to office hours for AP Bio
12:00 PM: Brushes teeth and showers
1:00 PM: Gets a package from Amazon, but leaves it outside. Too...
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Ananda Mayuri Chakkenchath and Aaron Yang
• December 25, 2020
I recently went to the grocery store to buy barley and slaves. When I went to the checkout, something shocking happened. The cashier had the audacity to say to me, “Happy Holidays!” It is utterly preposterous...
Santa Claus, a famous Christmas icon to children, was accused of several felonies including trespassing, stealing, stalking and surprisingly, tax fraud on Dec. 25, 2020. Claus, who is also known as a gift-giver,...
“Hello and welcome all to our first ‘Debate which everyone will laugh at but we will pretend we are serious.’ I am Tony Iron Bran going to be conducting this evening debate. Before we get started...
4:45 a.m. Wake up for morning practice. Grind never stops.
7:00 a.m. Go home, exhausted after an intense practice, while you eat your College Board-subsidized cereal. Before you leave, you stand in...
Vivian Kuang, Public Relations Editor
• January 4, 2020
In one of the biggest demonstrations in the U.S. since the Women’s March, 2.2 million protestors took to the streets on Dec. 15 to participate in the Boomer March for elder rights.
Boomer Marches...
Day 1: An industrial sized box of tissues and a punching bag. It’s high school, you’ll probably need at least one of these things at some point.
Day 2: Make your friends trendy by giving...
NBC Miami: “Southwest Florida Man Caught on Camera Breaking Into Cars as Pants Fall Down”
“Victims say the man was able to get away with spare change, pills and a lighter from the cars he got...
Taking shots at former vice president and 2020 contender Joe Biden, Trump said, “They are all making me look young both in terms of age and, I think, in terms of energy ... I think you people...
