Being a teenage girl is rough. When I meet someone new and tell them my favorite artist is Taylor Swift, I can see the spark in their eyes go out. It’s worse than mere disappointment – I can actively...
Fifteen years after its release, American citizens are finally breaking their silence and speaking out against the horrors of the Android phone.
Though the Android was tolerated in its early years,...
As a practicing Muslim, Ramadan is one of my favorite (and least favorite) times of the year. Celebrating each night with family after a long day and pursuing acts of service are some of the highlights...
Yes, it was me. I cannot deny it any longer, all of the food related incidents were me. I take immense pleasure in saying that I alone am responsible for littering and throwing food around campus. It was...
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Reporting live from Times Square, the world is in a state of calamity.
As of 10:00 a.m. today, Generation Z began practicing shelter-in-place. This event was...
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With the spring dance right around the corner and the failures of Valentine’s day behind us, anticipation is ripe.
What...
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Everyone wants to get into the tech industry. The allure of earning high wages, having a stable job and the potential to become the next Elon Musk or Bill Gates...
I’m lucky. My parents are the quintessential image perfect human beings. Perfection entails the lack of mistakes. Mistakes entail apologies. My entire life has been devoid of either things from them...
As the time to choose the classes for the following year approaches, students at Dougherty Valley High School estimate the number of classes they will take. But unlike other schools, where the recommended...
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It’s difficult being a high school student. Doctors have become increasingly alarmed by teenagers reporting symptoms of mental illness, and strategies to maintain...
The annual massacre of our family has arrived again. Our parents, siblings and relatives are killed for food for the inhumane human beings. We only have three to five months of time together while growing...
