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The Wildcat Tribune

The official student news site of Dougherty Valley High School.

The Wildcat Tribune

The official student news site of Dougherty Valley High School.

The Wildcat Tribune

A student peers at her laptop in despair as Securely is cast.

Securely takes new steps to protect student innocence

Neetra Chakraborty, Art & Graphics Editor November 19, 2023

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire After an uptick in concerning student searches, the PR team of Securely has released a statement detailing new protective measures designed to maintain a healthy...

Ugliest Hat Store

Ugliest Hat Store

Nina Stadermann, Staff Writer November 19, 2023

Genetic engineering is the newest body trend.

Local scientists in San Ramon make a breakthrough in genetic engineering

Rithvika Nagaraj, Opinions Copy Editor November 13, 2023

A team of San Ramon researchers have recently made a monumental breakthrough in the field of genetic engineering. The long standing dream of creating the perfect human is finally a reality, and they will...

This is you when you don’t sleep.

Catch checks, not zzz’s

Emily Wong, Arts and Entertainment Editor November 11, 2023

Current time: 1:31am. To-do: ☐ no zzz’s ☐ write satire piece ☐ plan tomorrow’s tasks Sleep. What even is that anyways? I haven’t slept since the start of high school. I mean, why...

Tittle Legitimacy

Tittle Legitimacy

Nina Stadermann, Staff Writer November 9, 2023

Vertebral Extension

Vertebral Extension

Nina Stadermann, Staff Writer November 2, 2023

In a world hurtling towards modernity at breakneck speed, who better to entrust with solving the complexities of our country than those born in the tranquil and timeless era of the 1940s?

Subject to Change: I swear I can run this country!

Srishreya (Shreya) Arunsaravanakumar, Opinions Editor October 4, 2023

Dear Reader,  Imagine being 80 years old, comfortably seated in a retirement home, engaged in a spirited game of Scrabble with your dear friends. Suddenly, a groundbreaking idea surges through your...

Local Man refuses to watch The Little Mermaid― but not because she’s Black or anything

Local Man refuses to watch The Little Mermaid― but not because she’s Black or anything

Kush Rajesh, Staff Writer October 3, 2023

My name is Gerald Whitman, I am 56 years old, and I refuse to watch “The Little Mermaid”—but not because she’s black or anything. I don’t hold the prejudices you think I do and I’m offended...

Indra Deshmukh healthily observing the effects of her crystals on her ex-boyfriend.

God forbid women do anything

Indra Deshmukh, Copy Editor May 25, 2023

Being a teenage girl is rough. When I meet someone new and tell them my favorite artist is Taylor Swift, I can see the spark in their eyes go out. It’s worse than mere disappointment – I can actively...

Protester at Dougherty Valley High School with the “A is for Apple not Android” organization.

Huge protests rock the west

Neetra Chakraborty, Art & Graphics Editor May 24, 2023

Fifteen years after its release, American citizens are finally breaking their silence and speaking out against the horrors of the Android phone.  Though the Android was tolerated in its early years,...

Here are the foods that I really enjoy during Ramadan.

My favorite foods to eat during Ramadan

Samuel (Sammy) Minioza May 15, 2023

As a practicing Muslim, Ramadan is one of my favorite (and least favorite) times of the year. Celebrating each night with family after a long  day and pursuing acts of service are some of the highlights...

This is the image of the milk menace of Dougherty.

It was me. I am responsible for everything wrong on campus

Samuel (Sammy) Minioza May 6, 2023

Yes, it was me. I cannot deny it any longer, all of the food related incidents were me. I take immense pleasure in saying that I alone am responsible for littering and throwing food around campus. It was...

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