13 Funny Things Famous Musicians Have Said

13 Funny Things Famous Musicians Have Said

Kristi Seto, Staff Writer

“All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song.”-Louis Armstrong

“Do it again in the next verse, and people think you meant it.”-Chet Atkins

“To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not enough time.”-Leonard Bernstein

“If I didn’t do this well, I just wouldn’t have anything to do…I can’t cook, and I’d be a terrible housewife.”-Freddie Mercury

“There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn’t give a damn about what goes on in between.”-Thomas Beecham

“There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won’t.”-Annie Lennox

“Money doesn’t talk, it swears.”-Bob Dylan

“I smash guitars because I like them.” Pete Townshend

“Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.” –Frank Zappa

“Let me be clear about this: I don’t have a drug problem. I have a police problem.”-Keith Richards

“I never practive my guitar…from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat.”-Wes Montgomery

“When an instrument fails on stage, it mocks you and must be destroyed.”-Trent Reznor

“When I was a little boy, I told my dad, ‘When I grow up, I want to be a musician.’ My dad said, ‘You can’t do both, son’.”-Chet Atkins