Bad Analogies by High School Students

Ye Bin Shin, Social Media Editor

1) Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2) He was as tall as a 6’3” tree.

3) John and Mary never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

4) The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

5) Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.