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Actual Black Friday Quotes

Kristi Seto, Staff Writer

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In 2012, about 307.67 million people shopped over Black Friday weekend. Here are a few quotes from some of them.

“Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot.”

“Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.”

“This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday.”

“Go to the mall on Black Friday, they said. You will never come out alive, they said.”

“Lets cheers to the fact that I may not get trampled to death on this Black Friday!”

“Black Friday a.k.a. Battlefield. ‘Now remember what I taught you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there and make Grandma proud!’”

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Actual Black Friday Quotes