It’s time to hunker down and build that wall

BUILD A WALL! It’s the only true solution. I’m tired of these bad hombres entering California, corrupting our systems. Lazy, dependant on welfare. We speak English in America! We are building a wall to “keep our country safe.”

The California-American border needs a wall to keep these people out. The Southern states have huge rates of crime and drugs. The Midwestern states take up the most welfare. West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Alabama, Indiana, Tennessee and Oklahoma have the lowest literacy rates in the country. New Mexico, Alabama, Alaska, Louisiana and have the highest unemployment rates in the country. America, land of the free, home of the brave — it’s time to get rid of Republicans.

As the president said, “I am going to create a new special deportation task force, focused on identifying and removing quickly the most dangerous criminal[s] … in America.” As the highest violent crime is in the midwest, it’s time to make good on these promises.

“He’s a [Republican],” Trump said regarding U.S. District Judge Gonzalo Curiel. “We’re building a wall between here and Mexico. The answer is, he is giving us very unfair rulings — rulings that people can’t even believe … I’m building a wall …It’s an inherent conflict of interest.”

He’s correct about these judges. Republican Texas judge Sharon Keller tried “to explain why a man exonerated by DNA evidence should have been kept in prison.” U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Edith Keller, a Republican, once argue that anyone who committed a crime wasn’t mentally ill.

Certain religions should be banned from entering the United States, like the Westboro Baptist Church. As Trump says, “Without looking at the various polling data, it is obvious to anybody the hatred is beyond comprehension,” he said. “Where this hatred comes from and why we will have to determine. Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in [the Bible], and have no sense of reason or respect for human life.”

Additionally, traffic from Republican Majority states should be banned from entering California. In an Executive Order 13769, Trump banned Republicans before the courts struck it down for obvious unconstitutionality. Originally, section 5b included an exception: People can renter “provided that the [party affiliation] of the individual is a minority [affiliation] in the individual’s [state] of nationality.”

The Westboro Baptist Church is simply a “terrorist organization.” From picketing dead soldier’s funerals to hating on the LGBT community, the Westboro Baptist Church is an example of how the First Amendment has gone bad.

Trump has suggested that networks like Univision are unreputable. These Republican networks, like Fox News, are journalistic “trash.” Anchor E. D. Hill called Obama’s fist bump a “terrorist fist jab.” Greg Gutfeld said, “Isn’t [sic] fossil fuels the ultimate renewable energy? It’s renewed once. It used to be a dinosaur. Now it’s fuel. How is that not renewable?”

Our fierce leader has also said, “Hillary Clinton’s open borders are tearing American families apart. I am going to make our country Safe Again for all Americans.” If they are tearing apart families, we are going to do it too. Secretary of Homeland Security John Kelly has announced an amazing plan to separate children from their families at the border. This plan will ensure that Republicans children coming into California have a chance to grow up without the horrible influences in their life, like Sean Hannity.

“[Republicans] are bringing drugs, rapists,” said Trump. South Carolina conservative lawmaker Chris Corley was recorded beating his wife. “Just stop daddy,” his children plead with him. The original nominee for labor secretary was allegedly doing the same thing. Do we want these “bad hombres” in the glorious California?

Think of the lack of security we face now, where any Republican can come into the state, and be sitting next to children in school. We need a wall to protect us. The alt-right has attacked countless minorities from Dylann Roof killing so many in a Charleton church, Michal Gunar and Kyle Powell assaulting two Egyptians, the Quebec Mosque shooting, and Srinivas Kuchibhotla being murdered by a white republican. For safety and security, build a wall. In the words of the president, “We’re going to build a wall. That wall will go up so fast your head will spin.”
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